5 Substances That Will Seriously F Up Your Grill
Posted by KatieYou want to keep your grill looking sharp so you can show it off at the club, right? Then you’ve got to give it the proper respect and make sure nothing steps in to smash its mojo. Because the grill is central to the mojo. Once you lose that, you might as well just stay home and watch Mythbusters reruns.
These substances are notorious for taking sparkly, shiny grills like yours and thrashing them righteously and without remorse. When you’re using them, remember to be careful and maintain your grill. Otherwise you’ll be out one grill, and that’s all bad.
The sugar
You need to put something on your corn flakes, but if you keep eating the sweets and forget to brush the grill for a few months, your grill will end up looking like a burnt-out house. These fools learned the hard way:
"Dude, I'd slap your face, but I might catch leprosy."
"I bet that would hurt if you weren't such a goon."
The chew
It’s a little gross to be spitting everywhere like a baseball player, but if you just maintain your grill while you partake in the chew, you won’t end up like these losers:
"Is that where you're getting your 'Loser' tattoo?"
"I'd feel bad for you, but I'm too busy staring in contempt."
The alcohol
No one here is going to tell you not to drink – after all, how do you expect to dominate the dance floor? Enjoy your drink, but keep it under control so you don’t go all hobo and neglect your grill, like these people:
"Obviously a Don Julio drinker."
The smoking
You have to take extra good care of your grill if you’re smoking, because that shit will make your grill look like a freeway. These unfortunate fools didn’t pay attention, and now their grills are ruined:
"Whoa, have you been doing some gardening with your face?"
"Too bad you had to lose one, you had something special going on."
The meth
This is the granddaddy of grill thrashers. Meth will make your shit wig out and forget about everything, including your grill, and you’ll wake up looking like these sad fools:
"Man, you look like your daddy made stone tools."
"I think I just saw you in a halloween store."
"Every time you smile I want to call the fire department."
The Grillz Message
Remember, keep the party going, but keep the grill in mind while you’re enjoying your vices. Grillz out.
Posted by ReparateMe on 29/6/09
yummy!
Posted by Alex in Toronto on 29/6/09
I guess these pictures show that man is truly dependant on other people to protect him from the ravages of his ignorance and familial, emotional and economic shortcoming.
Make love not war.
Posted by Sam on 29/6/09
Alex, Alex, Alex…
The pictures show that we must be responsible for ourselves first.
Posted by Will Hall on 29/6/09
That is nasty shit, like how do you let it go that far?
Posted by Oh god on 29/6/09
Sweet Jesus. These images will haunt my nightmares. I thought that the pics they show at the orthodontist were bad…
Posted by Andy on 29/6/09
“Look Seymour, this could happen to you… Unless I take immediate action!” — the dentist in Little Shop of Horrors
Posted by James King Auckland on 29/6/09
I’d pay good money for a blowjob from any of those bitches.
Posted by nolocontendere on 29/6/09
Drink and do your substances, but take the vitamin C and use the floss.
Posted by I don't think on 29/6/09
smoking did much of the damage in these pics. It stains teeth yes but it doesn’t rot them. Neglecting to brush is the culprit in all these shots.
Posted by Awesome Links on 29/6/09
I’m going to vomit.
Posted by Mark on 29/6/09
Ok, I’m going to brush twice as long as normal tonight.
Posted by Enrico on 29/6/09
Ive seen worse. you should see some of the patients that coming into my office. you end up pulling them all.
Posted by Eagirl on 29/6/09
These mouths haven’t tasted toothpaste since birth I guess..
Posted by Bis on 30/6/09
Very nice ^^
like it!
Posted by Jay Valentine on 30/6/09
Confirming what ‘Oh god’(5th entry from the top) said, SWEET JESUS! That aint right…
Posted by frikkie on 12/7/09
siek shit!!!